One Liners..

Saw a good post today. It was about interesting one liners. Some of my favorites are:

1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2. Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.
3. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
4. Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.